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A Bit Not Dead

Bands + Books + Fictional Friends

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deair:

so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I DONT KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED

fuck that was me 

(via m-e--g--a-n)

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

(via ifmyheartwasacompassyoudbenorth)

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved, via believe-in-johnlock)

avengethedoctor:

IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED

like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK

and then the coVER ART

and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS

WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

(Source: tauriyell, via believe-in-johnlock)

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via depressiontakes--over)

rufusmcdoofus:

friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate

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(via thermalnugget)